When someone is really into astrollogy, and goth, and wicca, and crystals, and is also generally kinda sexy and interesting, but also you just expect her to turn into some anchient witch and ride off on a broomstick at any second.
Damn, did you see that new girl at work? Bruh, she's a total Horor Scope, god damn it, not again... I can't do this shit again...
by boronanon September 7, 2022
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If anyone actually wants to make this "Horror-Scope" movie fell free to. Just be shore to credit "Botanical Gull" in the credits.
by Botanical Gull February 7, 2022
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by Bobby Freakin Hill April 23, 2017
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"You are somewhat tall"
"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"
What you will not find in your horoscope:
"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."
"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."
"You are somewhat tall"
"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"
What you will not find in your horoscope:
"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."
"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."
by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006
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