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When someone is really into astrollogy, and goth, and wicca, and crystals, and is also generally kinda sexy and interesting, but also you just expect her to turn into some anchient witch and ride off on a broomstick at any second.

Damn, did you see that new girl at work? Bruh, she's a total Horor Scope, god damn it, not again... I can't do this shit again...

horor scope by boronanon September 7, 2022

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Horror-Scope

A wicked cool horror movie idea I thought of.

Mabey it would be about the zodiac killer, or have a realistic Capricorn impaling someone with its horns. Or have someone who drowned in an Aquarius slowly sinking down to the bottom of the screen as a swarm of Pisces nibbles their skin away. Oh! Or it could have a bunch of Scorpio crawling all over someone and stinging them with their stingers. Oh, it also could have a Leo eating someone WHOLE!! Okay that's it.

If anyone actually wants to make this "Horror-Scope" movie fell free to. Just be shore to credit "Botanical Gull" in the credits.

Horror-Scope by Botanical Gull February 7, 2022

Horoscope

Bullshit

Horoscope isn't real

Horoscope by Dat🅱️oi March 21, 2020

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horoscope

A bunch of hokey pokey witchcraft made up by hippies.

There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.

horoscope by Bobby Freakin Hill April 23, 2017

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horoscope

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

horoscope by Falsifications August 20, 2016

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horoscope

A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

horoscope by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006

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Horoscope

Telescope that can only see whores

"A horoscope, what's that a telescope that can only see your face..."

Horoscope by Avocado_ Alien July 16, 2018

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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