horor scope

When someone is really into astrollogy, and goth, and wicca, and crystals, and is also generally kinda sexy and interesting, but also you just expect her to turn into some anchient witch and ride off on a broomstick at any second.

Damn, did you see that new girl at work? Bruh, she's a total Horor Scope, god damn it, not again... I can't do this shit again...

horor scope by boronanon September 7, 2022

Horror-Scope 

A wicked cool horror movie idea I thought of.

Mabey it would be about the zodiac killer, or have a realistic Capricorn impaling someone with its horns. Or have someone who drowned in an Aquarius slowly sinking down to the bottom of the screen as a swarm of Pisces nibbles their skin away. Oh! Or it could have a bunch of Scorpio crawling all over someone and stinging them with their stingers. Oh, it also could have a Leo eating someone WHOLE!! Okay that's it.

If anyone actually wants to make this "Horror-Scope" movie fell free to. Just be shore to credit "Botanical Gull" in the credits.

Horror-Scope by Botanical Gull February 7, 2022

Horoscope 

Bullshit

Horoscope isn't real

Horoscope by Dat🅱️oi March 21, 2020

horoscope 

A bunch of hokey pokey witchcraft made up by hippies.

There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.

horoscope by Bobby Freakin Hill April 23, 2017

horoscope 

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

horoscope by Falsifications August 20, 2016

horoscope 

A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

horoscope by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006

Horoscope 

Telescope that can only see whores

"A horoscope, what's that a telescope that can only see your face..."

Horoscope by Avocado_ Alien July 16, 2018