The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025