hobknockin the smockling 

when you go down to a local conveniance store such as Wal-Mart and have sex with a hooker in the bathroom while wearing assless chaps. Usually a male does this and hobknocks the whore as well.

Dave: Dude want to go to the club
Nick: Nahh dude I'd rather be hobknockin the smockling.
Dave: ahh okay fine.

hobknockin the smockling by stripperangel55555555 April 26, 2011