Hasselkød

Hasselkød or Hasselmeat is the true definition of happiness. Imagine you open up your lunch box, and the first thing you see is a horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar, and the first thing that comes to your mind is joy, celebration, gratitude, forgivness, nothing is better than that feeling. Oh yeah, the horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar is just a muslibar filed with joy. So if someone offers you one, MARRY HIM. NOT HER. HIM!

No homo

Made by: Bilal zarouken hadouken

FX.

Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.

Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.

Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax

by Bilal zarrok June 20, 2019

Hasselkød

A wise man once named ''Bilal Zarouken Hadouken'' once made this heavenly joyful graceful merciful juiciest most delicious consumable on this here planet earth named ''Hasselkød''. Hasselkød is like a slimjim except more slim then Jim, it's so good that it's been classified as one of the stronger most powerful weapons of D-day. Being offered 1 hasselkød is like being blessed by god with water when you're in the desert, the greatest gift for a human to have.

''Bilal Zarouken Hadouken: Elias from west philidelphia born and raised in the playground where you spent most of your days, have you ever taken a bite of the once renouned Hasselkød before?''
''Elias from west philidelphia born and raised in the playground where he spent most of his days: It's like a gift from Allah, it's like lamb during Eid day. Of course I have.''
''Bilal Zarouken Hadouken: I'm proud''

by Doctor Freeman September 27, 2022