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hand you your ass

a euphanism for beat up.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.

basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.
bitch, you mess with me, i will hand you your ass!!!

i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.

Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.
by case0flip January 6, 2009
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Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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