Noun: an unwanted sexual advance in the form of a video taken from a mobile device. To be called a "holland," the video must contain video of male masturbation, up to and including ejaculation.
That guy is such a perv, he sent me a holland.
by docgl May 21, 2010
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Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.
by Italiano1207 February 13, 2008
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A Cornish Pikey ( Not Pasty )
A Holland,A Male or Female local that shops at Trago or Lidals , Trago is a cheap outlet in the west and Lidals covers the South East , Answers to OH or What,Mainly Says TWAT .
by david bowie3 September 03, 2006
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a gay lookin faggot. photoshops pictures of him in mexico. gets in trouble by people’s coaches at herriman rec. a real SACKEMENLION!!!!
i was bullied at the rec today. That boy was a real holland
by notmeorismail December 30, 2017
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acronym for Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
Boy: Hey! Will you go out with me?
Girl: Of course!
Boy: Awesome(:
by ShakeThatBooty June 30, 2011
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A old fashioned acronymn for:

Often put on the back of a love letter to a lady in victorian times
Jonathan sealed the envelope and wrote H-O-L-L-A-N-D on the back of it.
Here our love lives and never dies.

by yr11er February 13, 2009
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Holland’s are very rare to find so if you find one don’t let her go.she is usually very sporty and have an amazing body. She is very caring and has a great personality. She has a voice of a angel and is really funny. She is extremely stunning and creative. They are usually amazing friends too have.
Person 1: omg Holland is sooooo sweet
Person 2: she’s stunning and so funny
Person 1: yeah I really just want to be her tbh
by Sarah Paterson June 28, 2019
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