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guitar rage 

1. When someone tries to touch a guitarist's guitar without permission and they go into a state of extreme rage and try to murder you. This is commonly followed up with the petting of the guitar and singing of lullabies to it.

2. When you insult someone's guitar playing and they go ape on you.

3. When a wielder is rocking out intensely and receives wounds from his playing but keeps rocking out anyways.

4. When you insult a wielder's actual guitar and they try to kill you.
1. Dude, I tried to touch John's guitar and he had a total fit of guitar rage! I barely survived.

2. Do not anger the guitar rage monkey in me!!!! Beware!

3. Did you see John's guitar rage tonight? His fingers were bleeding and he bashed his head open with his headstock, but he kept playing!

4. I called John on his icky guitar and he had a fit of guitar rage. That's what the cast is for.
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guitarmageddon 

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23
guitarmageddon by Char H January 8, 2006

guitarnage 

guitar carnage.Abbreviated / combined form of guitar carnage. Loud guitar barrage. Coined by music journalist Mark Fraser
They executed their three way guitarnage.

Sweaty, loud guitarnage
guitarnage by Mark Fraser July 16, 2008

Guitarbage 

Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.
"Yeah, I made it out to see that Metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of One. Buncha fuckin' guitarbage, you ask me."

"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."
Guitarbage by Chalkboard Fatass October 17, 2011

Guitarbage 

That guy is playing nothing but guitarbage!
Guitarbage by djchronic December 31, 2016
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026