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grizzly ass 

The next step up from gorilla ass, Grizzly ass is common in the southern region among tribes who live in swampy areas surrounded by high mountain peaks. It flourishes in muggy climates. The main cause is a lack of soap and water for a minimum of three weeks, and taking huge dooks. The ass hairs form a thick barrier, impossible for turds to penetrate causing severe dingle berries and itching, When scratched the smell will remain on the fingers for weeks(even when scratched through the trousers)Aside from shaving, industrial strength hand cleaner is the only cure. Grizzly ass is not gender specific and affects all walks of life.
After going without a shower and eating MRE's for the last month in Iraq. These long walks were taking a toll on Lcpl Slapahoe's health and welfare, he was now not only fighting insurgents, but a heavy case of grizzly ass as well.
grizzly ass by Bruce Slagbust April 1, 2006
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Ass Grizzle 

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle".
That boy took a wet shit, didn't wipe. and hasnt taken a shower in a while. He has mad ass grizzle!
Ass Grizzle by Yeast Infection March 29, 2005

Ass Grizzle 

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle"
That boy took a wet shit, didnt wipe, and hasn't showered in a few days. He has got some raging ass grizzle!!

tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear 

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026