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grizzly ass

The next step up from gorilla ass, Grizzly ass is common in the southern region among tribes who live in swampy areas surrounded by high mountain peaks. It flourishes in muggy climates. The main cause is a lack of soap and water for a minimum of three weeks, and taking huge dooks. The ass hairs form a thick barrier, impossible for turds to penetrate causing severe dingle berries and itching, When scratched the smell will remain on the fingers for weeks(even when scratched through the trousers)Aside from shaving, industrial strength hand cleaner is the only cure. Grizzly ass is not gender specific and affects all walks of life.
After going without a shower and eating MRE's for the last month in Iraq. These long walks were taking a toll on Lcpl Slapahoe's health and welfare, he was now not only fighting insurgents, but a heavy case of grizzly ass as well.
by Bruce Slagbust April 1, 2006
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Ass Grizzle

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle".
That boy took a wet shit, didn't wipe. and hasnt taken a shower in a while. He has mad ass grizzle!
by Yeast Infection March 29, 2005
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Ass Grizzle

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle"
That boy took a wet shit, didnt wipe, and hasn't showered in a few days. He has got some raging ass grizzle!!
by Yeast Infection May 13, 2005
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tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
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