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when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)

and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.

commonly known as G&T
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*

The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
by DoorKnobKnock May 10, 2011
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