When you blow your greasyload into the eyes of your victim, as they're blinded proceed to cock slap the person until complete & utter satisfaction! x-(
You may have sucked your mom'stits but I have your mom one hell of a gooie louie an hour ago!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.