1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience
When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.
by meat nozzle September 11, 2016
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