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gold plated penis 

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).
*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.
gold plated penis by luiyay October 14, 2014
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