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Impregnate 

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Impregnate by SlopNChop August 14, 2017
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impregnate 

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.
shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch
impregnate by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Himpregnate 

When anal with a dude goes wrong. And then you feel something kicking in your nutsack.
"Oh fuck, i feel something kicking in my nutsack!"
"I himpregnated Ghustakh, and i want him to keep it."

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!
Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

Impregnate the drain 

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

Impregnate and Vacate 

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime
"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

impregnated 

a marijuana cigarette that is poorly rolled, with tapered ends and a rounded enlarged middle section. usually the work of an inexperienced (or already intoxicated) joint roller.
origin is usually credited to Cypress Hill's classic song "Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up".
impregnated by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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