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A base unit of stress, i.e., a way to quantify how much stress you are feeling. This can be modified by borrowing prefixes from the metric system to accommodate a wide range of scenarios. For example, a milligethard might occur when your waiter wishes you a nice dinner and you reply with “you too!” A megagethard occurs when you are trapped in your in-laws’ bathroom with no toilet paper or soap and everyone is waiting on you to come get into the car so that you can go visit your spouse’s racist uncle.

The word is based on the comedian Chris Gethard, who is known for his podcast Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People and the tv series The Chris Gethard Show. He also has a standup special called Career Suicide. He’s a great dude but is always super stressed out about stuff. He’s very open about his lifelong struggles with mental health and encourages his fans to get help if they need it. At the beginning of many episodes of Beautiful Anonymous, he admits to various stress levels, making his name an appropriate barometer of stress.
I’m really stressed after that near car accident earlier. I’m feeling a kilogethard.

Man, that family dinner didn’t go very well. I can’t believe Uncle Gary brought up politics again. That was at least a gethard.

Just had a bubble bath. Feeling zero gethards right now.
by Weavergirl June 27, 2019
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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The movie where it is rated general but associates with penises and butts in the movie. It shows you a clear picture of a penis about to get sucked by Will Ferrell
Kid: Can i go watch Get Hard? Its rated G
Mom: No you may not!
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