Mr. Gebhardt

A lanky, tall, and dark bearded man in his 30s, who wear glasses from the 90s.

He is also the best Latin teacher in all of the state of NJ. He is currently employed by Ridge High School. His favorite band is My Bloody Valentine and he keeps scary paper mache busts and barbie & ken dolls representing dead Roman folks, billion year old projects, and an "ashes of problem students" jar in his classroom.

mr. gebhardt shaves once a month.

mr gebs: "...it is intense. like shaving."

by Born Nameless February 20, 2009

Gothardite

A derogatory term for those following the quasi-cultic teachings of William (Bill) Gothard, usually from his Basic Seminar or from the homeschooling organization named Advanced Training Institute (ATI).

Mark is such a Gothardite; he never listens to rock music or talks to girls at all.

See also IBLP

by jay February 21, 2005

Gerharded

Definition: When you ask someone for help, but they always say they are too busy to assist even though you never actually see them do any work.

Background: Corporate America - A guy at work (we all have them) who always says he is 'working 130%' yet you never see him doing anything.

"I asked for the very important, much needed info for the new project, but was Gerharded."

by Oh God, Why me? August 12, 2004

Gerhard

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. If you meet him you'll want to hold onto him for a lifetime and never let go. He's always got something to say to make a girl feel special. He's super cute and always sweet. A good kisser. Best baseball player ever.

Girl: look at that cute guy!

othergirl: he's a Gerhard

by AyeCaramba February 14, 2010

getard

(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.

Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.

"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"

by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007

gehard

when a person named genard sees a human between the age of 1-17 years old gets hard

bruh that genard sees a child quick stop him before he becomes gehard

by TheReallyRealReel March 24, 2022

Gerhard Fourie

The resultant by product of the cross contamination of the jock and nerd chromosomes. He enjoys playing football, preferably Rugby Union while carrying the perpetual laws of physics in his headgear.
He enjoys copious amounts of alcohol while studying the effects of alcohol on the human body for biology. All in all Gerhard Fourie is the Isaac Newton of the South Africans.

"According to Newton's Law of Momentum p=mv,
I will be transferring 100 kg x 4 m/s = 400 kg ms^-1 of momentum into the tackler, schquare"-Gerhard Fourie while playing football

by Paduan Scquare October 19, 2008