a member of the chuck norris fan club. she is also a member of U.S.L.O.D. (United Stalker Lurers of Dakota.) She hates sports and anything to do with moving off her fat ass, but she loves the smell of deer shit. she is currently taken by michael jackson. she has no friends, and people are always harassing her. JUST KIDDING. she has tons of friends, the deers in dakota love her. she loves the movie the Christmas Carol, because she gets turned on when that guy with the chains pulled the kids out of his pants.
by badassbitchess :] March 29, 2009