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funky gunk 

the funky gunk under a male's ball skin, also can be found in the uncircumsized area ong, it hides inside of it so it is impossible to get out. makes the scrotum stank.
"Have you heard about ashon's cheese?"

- "No what is that"
"The funky gunk under his foreskin, ong that shit stank like a mf"
funky gunk by scrotum balls June 8, 2021
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Funk Gunk 

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity
Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…
Funk Gunk by h31l0 August 28, 2021

FunkyJunky

1. A Drug User who can be found dancing to James Brown and/or Eric Clapton when totally stoned/Pissed.

2. A Flash Movie Maker!
You should of seen Jack after he had that joint, he was one FunkyJunky!
FunkyJunky by Up-Dog November 20, 2005

funkydunky 

A word to describe the sound of MGMT.
"Hey, what does MGMT sound like?"
"They're kind of funkydunky."
"Oh, I understand completely now."
funkydunky by Amazing Adjective March 24, 2009

funkydunk 

When a limp penis falls from a boxer short opening.
I walked into the bed room and my girl noticed I funkydunked. I put my dick back in and button my boxers.
funkydunk by Dale radmann April 8, 2023

FunkyDunks 

FunkyDunks: (noun) - Refers to an individual's circle of friends characterized by their penchant for engaging in behaviors or exhibiting traits typically associated with a trashy lifestyle. Members of the FunkyDunks cohort are often found indulging in substance abuse, dressing in provocative or unkempt attire, and displaying a general disregard for social norms and responsibilities. Their actions may range from engaging in illicit drug use to exhibiting reckless behavior, contributing to an overall atmosphere of irresponsibility and lack of decorum within the social circle. Despite any potential camaraderie or shared experiences, the association with FunkyDunks often carries a stigma due to the negative connotations associated with their lifestyle choices.
They hangout with funkydunks.

He is a FunkyDunk.
FunkyDunks by Drewablank March 2, 2024

FunkyFunk 

When you see something super cool and amazing.
Example:
Guy 1: Drink this tasty drink.
Guy 2: Woah that is FunkyFunk!
FunkyFunk by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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