Fukescalles 

After your New Years resolution of losing weight doesn’t work out and you gain weight, instead of losing weight you fuckscalles; picking up the scales and throwing them out the window. Normally happens in February.

After cutting calories and going to the gym everyday for a month the woman stepped onto the scales only to discover she had gained weight! She went fukescalles, thank God the dog had already completed his Daily constitution in the back yard early or he would have been killed!

Fukescalles by SadieJean January 18, 2018