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Fuckstickery 

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company
OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

Assorted Fuckstickery 

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.
I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.

Fucksticker 

It's that person that lives to annoy people there for that person is considered a Fucksticker because there that one sticker that won't stick just TO ANNOY YOU
- friend : ha lol its 4 am ill tag all my friends in several pictures just to make there phone vibrate look

- Other friend : (phone vibrates continuously) AGGH its that Fucksticker again
Fucksticker by lol satan May 16, 2016

Fuckstickery 

A way of expressing your whinny ways. One of the lowest of lows and makes for an excellent insult.
I will express my disappointment in myself by way of a rampant display of fuckstickery.
Fuckstickery by Liopleurodon July 3, 2009

Fuckstickery 

The act of being a fuckstick; being an idiot.
Winston, I command you to cease this fuckstickery at once.
Fuckstickery by Opifex May 14, 2016

Fuckstickery 

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.
The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.
Fuckstickery by Molman14 September 26, 2025
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