fruit salaad 

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.

today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .

fruit salaad by theotherone May 3, 2009

Big Fruit Salad 

San Francisco (after "The Big Apple" for New York).

Back in the early 1960s the Giants left the Big Apple for the Big Fruit Salad, and they haven't been the same since.

Big Fruit Salad by ak4mc October 26, 2010

Vagina Fruit Salad 

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

Vagina Fruit Salad by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

Pressed fruit salad by Rossi September 18, 2003

fruit salad 

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

fruit salad by mifcorn August 23, 2011

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

Memphis Fruit Salad by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Squashed Fruit Salad 

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

Squashed Fruit Salad by Kibosh January 8, 2008