Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 25, 2009

Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.

I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.

by pjob July 8, 2009

frosted deuce

The act of freezing a turd, with the intent of using it as a dildo once it has frozen solid.

"He's got a big one in the freezer so he can give Felecia a frosted deuce later tonight."

by ThatsJustFowl September 5, 2009