Fattagain 

Someone who has loss an enormous amount of weight only to gain it back quickly plus more.

Bertha was looking good when she dropped a tonne over the summer. Have you seen her lately.... She's a Fattagain.

Fattagain by will bitten March 22, 2017

Frantastibular 

when your head simply explodes from the sheer fact that something so awesome in magnitude that it takes the word Frantastic to the next level. Generally used to described anyone who's name started with Fran, no matter the ending. Fortunately it can now be used to describe any Life-changing event.

Person 1: How can you describe the best thing in the world bro? I'm just at a loss…
Person 2: Man, you just had the humbling gift of experiencing a Frantastibular moment!

Frantastibular by UJCRY September 8, 2015

Getting off at Fratton

British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.

Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"

Getting off at Fratton by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Frantabulous 

Frantabulous is a mix of Fabulous and Fantastic. A girl named Fran made the word fantabulous into her own by adding an r. FRANtabulous. People use it to refer to things that are fashionable and cool. Instead of saying fabulous and fantastic, you say Frantabulous.

"Oh my gosh! That shirt is so frantabulous!"

Frantabulous by frantabulous fashion May 22, 2016

Flattard 

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017

fractally wrong 

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.

Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.

fractally wrong by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space May 10, 2008

Fratada

One who is of low intelligence and/or lacks common sense. Embarrassing to be around at times.

Allan in the Hangover is such a fratada.

Did you hear about those fratadas who were surprised when Abe Lincoln died at the end of "Lincoln"?

Fratada by Cold World January 24, 2013