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Footified 

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
Footified by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Words you can keep
A single snack food whether that be candy, chocolate or other "treats" that is given by an adult to bribe a child into remaining silent over a certain issue between said adult and child. The plural of this noun is Foosies. Please also note that to pronounciate the word,the 'Foo' must be exaggerated - i.e. Foooooosie
Mr. Tansey managed to remain in his job as a teacher for so long due to liberal dishing out of the 'foosies'
Foosie by Foosie_Monster October 13, 2010
Related Words
A PERSON THAT HELPS DOING TIRES BUT HE IS FROM MOTHERLAND MEXICO. Foosito help me do this tires.
FOOSITO by chuchomx92 April 26, 2021
Hey girl, you better make a doodie after that nasty foosie!
foosie by Foosiegirl August 20, 2009
A fool with a big butt.
Divya: "Hey foosie where you at?"
Hetal Patel: "I'm right over here baby."
foosie by Goober D May 2, 2008
to b*tch, nag or moan about something.

to constantly complain about stuff.

to smell funky.
Damn girl why you gotta be so Foosie infont of all my peeps?
when its that time of the month for your girlfriend and she acts like a b*tch to you. she's just bein Foosie!
"man i aighnt trippin off that girl. shes hella foosie anyways!
Foosie by sam Bow August 13, 2006
This is a definition for the game Foosball. The saying is one used by one of the best players of the game, the late Terry "Joey" Smith. Joey and his dad began adding "-ies". (playfully) to the ending a lot of words when he was 11 years old (1989). The -ies endings stuck and anyone they came in constant contact with began using the endings to their words also. I see lately that many words include Joey's quirky "-ies" to their endings and have been making the rounds from social media to product names (via Dan and Joey, no doubt).
Anytime you win/lose a "foosies" match in a "Foosie" tournament , you must shake your opponents' hands in sportsmanship.
Foosies by KennethCline April 11, 2017
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B)
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A)
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B)
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