flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

fallboarding 

Attempts to snowboard, mostly resulting wtih falling in various ways and positions. It is advised that it be practised with a helmet, and pain healed by drinking ( preferebly rakija ) in excess quantities.

After a full day of fallboarding in Austria, the "fantastic-four" collected their belongings from the ski-tracks and, in happy pain, went back to their den to drink.

fallboarding by lososs February 13, 2013

flowboarding 

another word for surfing

I went flowboarding the other day with my mates and caught some cool waves.

flowboarding by Graham MANDROULES December 13, 2005

Flipboarding 

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.

Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.

Flipboarding by Bartbreit November 20, 2016