flash post

a post of something on Facebook or Twitter which is quickly deleted if the person posting it does not get any "likes," or postivie comments.

I keep flash posting that picture of me in a bathing suit but when no ones says anything, i delete it again.

flash post by von strudelburg September 23, 2013

Post-flush surprise 

A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).

Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"

Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"

Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".

Post-flush surprise by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009

post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

post-flush-safety-wipe by mister nate July 2, 2009

flashpout

A childish pouting face made at the sight of a camera.
A female that uses childish anger or pitches fits to get attention.

Ok this time don't give me any flashpout when I take your picture.
That Rebecca is such a flashpout today.

flashpout by GiantMU November 16, 2017

Flashpout

V. To make a sad face when being photographed. N. A person that acts like a child not getting their way.

Becky you better not flashpout tomorrow for your pictures.

Flashpout by GiantMU April 20, 2018