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flaming homosexual 

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flaming homosexual by froggedogge October 29, 2017

Flaming Homosexual 

A type of homosexual that is easily detected by a person with little to moderate "gay-dar". The male form is typically extroverted and has an obsession with fashion. The female form it typically stoic and has an obsession with physical prominence.
Carson Kressley is such a flaming homosexual even George Bush could tell he is gay.

flaming homosexual 

quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality
Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual

Flaming homosexual 

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
Flaming homosexual by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010

Flaming Homosexual 

Flaming Homosexual

Two homosexual men, that are very proud, in the action of sexual intercourse, kneel down in front of each other naked. They have a blowtorch in between them, which will be used later. They then both get funnels and 2 oz of gasoline or propane and shove the funnel inside of their penises. They each pour the gasoline into their penises. They then turn on the blowtorch and proceed to "beat their meat" and aim it at each other, but also at the flame of the blowtorch while singing Justin Bieber lyrics.

When they are finally about to ejaculate, the now gasoline/semen mixture hits the fire of the blowtorch and then hits the other 'flaming homosexual', causing a burning sensation and some sort of sexual pleasure. They continue to do this until they are both satisfied or until they go unconscious from pain and loss of blood.
elaM: You ready for this heat?

Male: You already know I’m ready for this Flaming Homosexual!

flaming homosexual 

A word used to describe a particular loud, Serbian boy that thinks he's the shit, when he's not. He cuts himself, eats cats, writes poetry about walking along the beach in foreign languages so other people won't understand, and likes sexing boys in his spare time. Keep this crazy mother away from your cat.
Richard: So, are we on for tonight again, Duke?
Duke: Of course we are, Bitchard. You bring the lube, I'll bring the cat for dessert.
Richard: Definitely. Oh Duke, you're my flaming homosexual!
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