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The correct spelling for the sound of a common fart, one that is obviously louder than a SBD fart but much quieter than a tear-ass rattler.

Pronounced: PFF-ft (emphasis on first syllable)

I was walking up the stairs at airport, when all of a sudden the I hear a "ffft" come from fat slob in front of me.

ffft by Fletcher the dog December 3, 2009

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fffg

the federation of fat flat girls..(like the girls in my skool)

damn that girl wanted me togo out wit her..
bad choice man she so ugly..she prolly belongs to da fffg

fffg by 941clik bpru November 23, 2006

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Fffft

Similar to "headass" this term is used when you want to politely bake a friend. It's also usually met with the same hand gesture used when someone says "boi"

*drunk girl spills drink on herself

"Fffft"

Fffft by JKB1998 January 18, 2017

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Fffth

A hair do also known as a messy bun where putting hair into pony tail but on last pull through bobble leaving hair in an updo. The longer the hair trails at the back of the head the longer the word, a long bit would be a fffffffffffffffth but a short one only a ffth

Omg GURL I love your ffffffffffth

Fffth by Hoeexx July 16, 2019

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fffgbvcfcvxsvgx

idfk i just slammed my keyboard

person 1: hey man i just stole 50 grand from ur house
person 2: fffgbvcfcvxsvgx

fffgbvcfcvxsvgx by fotis2222 June 9, 2025

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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