Femidgen 

Few and a smidgen

Here is a femidgen of sunflower seeds.

Femidgen by Claire Elizabeth November 11, 2018

femidget 

A female midget. Officially considered to be a female dwarf. Usually any human being with a vagina that is under 4 feet tall but over 12 years old.

John: Peep that femidget over there. The bitch be trying to reach the doorknob all mofuggin afternoon.
Steve: Cool. She's such a shetard.

femidget by Zach W2 February 13, 2008