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It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!
by Acissejdnaleon December 07, 2017
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