One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish
Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!
Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.
Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.
by Scumbaggg November 25, 2013
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