fast forword 

the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.

you want to go to school and learn
no imma just do fast forword

fast forword by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019

Fast Forward Time 

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

Fast Forward Time by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009

Fast-Forward Movie 

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).

Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."

Fast-Forward Movie by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010

fast-forward 

a card game, for when you are beyond bored, that involves flipping a card over to determine different things that will happen in your life

bob: this party blows, let's play fast-forward.
okay ready, this is the next time your gonna have sex...

fast-forward by tori haas January 8, 2007

Fast forward 

To overdose on drugs and go into a coma, essentially fast forwarding time

My friend is about to fast forward. He took too much nyquil.

Fast forward by Crystalization November 5, 2018

cleveland fast forward 

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

cleveland fast forward by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

fast forward equity 

Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.

Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial

fast forward equity by BigZac April 28, 2016