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facebook horror 

ugly bitch on facebook who needs her ass kicked by her daddy. Ugly ho who just won't leave. She also talks shit to her self because she has no friends and no life and takes out her sexual frustration on urban dictionary and facebook trying to suck the life out of other people who look better than her ugly ass. She jacks off her 1 inch penis 5 times a day while having a turkey shoved up her ass and is a no lipped bastard who uses clown make up to mask her lizard like appearance. Shes also going bald and doesnt shave her body hair. She calls men who reject her gay while being totally oblivious of the fact that it was because shes just plain ugly. She'll often believe that shes a 10 and needs to be reminded that shes a 0. People call her a slut but I know she isn't because no man in his right mind would ever have sex with that ugly dried up cunt.
Damn that facebook horror is one ugly motherfuker. I wish i can remove her from my list just so that I don't have to see her horrific looking face everday but I don't want to hurt her feelings because she might jump off an overpass.
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026