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Usually pretty short but has a monster penis and unbelievably hot, has shitty friends so he is very cool
That guy is so sexy

Yea he is such a eyþór
eyþór by Voolguy October 16, 2019
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eyþór Eyore eyeore Eyore Porn Eyoresalem eyory Eyvör eyyor Eyyorio
n. Anyone who goes through life moping around with a poor me attitude.

v. The actual act of moping and complaining repeatedly, or just being depressed.
n. Robert is an Eyore, all he does is complain!!
v. Kenny is soo eyore today, I think he is gonna jump.
Eyore by O.C. Winta July 27, 2014
an annoying odd, weird, always talkin, ugly, nappy dude who tries to play sports and makes weird souns
person 1 : owen shut upp!!
person 2: ahlaafgaaaa ( sounding deaf)
person 3: stop bein an eyyor
eyyor by Halminen Lab December 20, 2008
Noun. One who behaves like Eyeore, typically in a depressing and antisocial manner. Offers no opinions to discussions, but will readily complain when results are undesired.
Her husband is such an eyeore! He never wants to come out with us, and when he does, he just pouts in the corner looking miserable.
eyeore by ophenody December 9, 2008

Eyore Porn 

Pornography in which the head of the female is covered with a mask or pillow depicting the donkey from the popular childrens television show and books. Mostly viewed and made by alcoholics. This porn is very dirty!
Hey, put the Eyore mask on and lets make us some porn Jenny!

Hurry up Jenny I wanna make some Eyore Porn!

This is some good Eyore Porn Jenny!
Eyore Porn by Dr. Fat Back June 9, 2005
Is an Icelandic name. It means No-lip. If your name is Eyvör you must be a tomboy, love football more than life and you might become famous from football. you have great friends and that mean the world to you.
I wish i was as cool as Eyvör! I wanna be Eyvör's friend!
Eyvör by muggmugg1 March 22, 2019