expiry dating 

Dating someone knowing that there is a finite amount of time for the relationship.

Rob and Jill were expiry dating while Jill was in the country on a student visa knowing she had to return to her home country in 9 months.

expiry dating by Charis Ambrosia April 8, 2016

Expired

When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired

Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !

Expired by DevonBrah October 11, 2011

Expirony 

The unexpected death of a person very soon after retirement, especially if he had great plans for his future and hated his job.

Jerry bought an RV and some new golf clubs, got hair plugs and a little nip-tuck and purchased a time share in Gulf Shores. Expirony struck two days after his retirement party as he bellied up to the buffet at Ponderosa.

Expirony by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

expiration dating 

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

expiration dating by Travis May 31, 2005

expiration chug 

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

expiration chug by deez nutz81 July 2, 2008

Expiration Dating 

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

Expiration Dating by murdadrum January 4, 2014

expired__m1lk 

The most sexiest man to ever walk the Earth. The gayest and most hottest person.

This:

"Have you heard of expired__m1lk?"
"No, who are they?"
"He's the sexiest man to ever walk the Earth!"

expired__m1lk by richie toizer is gay July 5, 2021