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Ethan is a very sexy, very confusing, teen focused on school and athletics. While he could get many girls, he instead continues to agonizingly taunt them. A devout Christian, Ethan continues to confuse and amaze many with his strange moral ideals. Ethan conveys respect and integrity both of which add to his appeal. Whether he is rejecting girls to dances or swimming countless laps, Ethan never ceases to amaze. While Ethan is a bit strange it is hard to resist that jaw line and impressive arms and abs.
Ethan Woolbert: That sexy bitch you always want to date but can’t summon the courage to ask out.
by EthanWoolbert69 June 17, 2018
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