eppileptic wank

When you cause someone who is epileptic to have a seizure while they are holding their penis, causing them to have a seizure and tuss off at the same time

Riley ended up having an eppileptic wank when Harvey shone a torch into his eyes.

by Seabridge Memester June 6, 2016

Epileptic Wank

Where you super glue your cock to your hand in the wanking position and then have an epileptic fit, causing you to shake vigorously and therefore, Orgasm and discharging. There is a danger of pulling off your cock but the pleasure is worth it. (Can also be done with women)

Person 1: WTF IS HE DOING MATE
Person 2: Having an epileptic wank
Person 3: Looks fun

by JACKDURRRRR December 9, 2012