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A very white man, almost a clear skin tone, whose only purpose in life is to pretend fuck every woman he meets to create drama in a social setting.

Also it's important to note that he eats glue and he's some what of a problem in the Midwest. He earns the nick-name Scourge of the Midwest due to the fact that he can ravage whole towns with his pretend fucking in a matter of hours.
Hide your wives, hide your daughters! el Chupablanco, Scourge of the Midwest, has been spotted!
by UNOWHOBOB September 10, 2010
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