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Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. He is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. He is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. He is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.
Ugh, i wish he could be more like Ebenezer
Ebenezer by CXVN Baller February 26, 2015
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Ebenezer Splooge 

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."
Ebenezer Splooge by jkabat December 17, 2011
Very caring , encouraging, pretty soulfull eyes , carmel brown skin , can be very introverted, but don't confuse that with Eboney being shy , she speaks her words boldly, and shes very confident , she's authentic, and smart . Can be witty , anD silly , doesn't mind being by herself , loves animals ..
Eboney is fierce
Eboney by Beauty black December 23, 2016
a smart kind and funny person. they have no problem with being honest and brutal. can sometimes be a bit weird and a little obnoxious. you can easily get along with them if your not rude or annoying
ebenys hair looked nice today
ebenys eyebrows were on fleek
ebeny by idk idc June 25, 2019

Ebenezer screwed 

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.
"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."
Ebenezer screwed by Irasal December 27, 2014

ebeneezer goode 

pills, E, Ecstasy, XTC, Vera's

A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.
"E's are Good, E's are Good - He's Ebeneezer Goode."

Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is rich
Ebenezer by Ebenezer June 25, 2018
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