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Drunkenfingers

Trying (unsuccessfully) to type while you're drunk, characteristics of drunkenfingers are:

-you push multiple keys at once
-you mis-spell at least twice in a sentence
-you make typos because you think you know where the keys are
or the most obvious sign:
you're on webcam with half a bottle of Smirnoff visible on screen
Alex- Hey, Jimbo, how are you?
Jimbo- I;m fiiine fankoo, hoe aboooout uu?
Alex- Get off the computer mate, you have drunkenfingers
Drunkenfingers by Bigsharn February 1, 2008

drunkenmunkey

A song that has its own dance named after it produced by some one hit wonder euro-dj who's name everyone has forgot. The dance was basically waving one's arms towards the sky while in a squat position.
Does not desrve an example.
drunkenmunkey by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.
damn that bitch is drunker than a funker
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026