dropped a Luigi

Dropping a Luigi is a rare occurrence following a pleasant evening of boozing it up with your pals at the neighborhood bar.
After safely returning from the bar and getting oneself into bed and off to sleep, wake up. Not in bed, or in the gutter, not in an Arabian prince’s harem or on a slow boat to China, but on the toilet. Not just any toilet, but the toilet in your bathroom that is the bathtub. Take this opportunity to move to the actual toilet and return to sleep. Upon waking, realize that a horrible stench has permeated the air. As you carefully peer over the edge of the tub, you may be mortified to discover that someone dropped a Luigi in the bathtub. Further introspective investigation will offer that you yourself are indeed the one to blame.
You may experience any self-doubt, shame, personal triumph or pride that you see fit.

Girl 1: So, how was your date?
Girl 2: Oh my god, after our night out, my boyfriend dropped a Luigi in the bathtub.
Girl 1: Ew

Guy: So what did you do after we left the bar?
Other guy: I don’t know, I was pretty drunk. I think I made tacos… oh yeah, and I dropped a Luigi in the tub.
Guy: You’re pretty cool.

dropped a Luigi by loco moto March 16, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008