Drift shit

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.
"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"
by BradFromTampa December 23, 2016
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drifting sack of shit

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.
by stiffshifter October 07, 2009
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drifting sack of shit

someone who influences the shiteness of poor quality or skill of work not only to one person but to all people in all areas of the workplace
dave, you are a drifting sack of shit
by L_dog September 22, 2008
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