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doughnut puncher 

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)
doughnut puncher by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006

doughnut puncher 

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.
Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.
doughnut puncher by bLiTcH July 22, 2008

Doughnut Puncher 

same as colon cowboy or ass bandit
Doughnut Puncher by colon cowboy January 29, 2003

Doughnut Puncher 

1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens
i think it speaks for itself
Doughnut Puncher by sea bass March 8, 2003

Doughnut Puncher 

matt is currently one of the viewers

matt prefers beating off donkeys and/o gorillas
matt masturbated after watching chandler come down on the donkey
Doughnut Puncher by cory March 8, 2003

Doughnut Puncher 

One who will 'bang' the 'bugebus' out of a second for simple pleasure (matt bower)
matt bower is the largest doughnut puncher in the universe, he will punch any doughnut any time. IN THE ASS!
Doughnut Puncher by Raul March 8, 2003
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