doucheous maximus 

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

doucheous maximus by Camen510 January 2, 2009

doucheus maximus 

The absolute king of douchebags. Someone who just isn't truthfully represented by only being called a douchebag.

Wow, did you see Terrell Owens the other day? What a doucheus maximus.

doucheus maximus by Kirk B. December 24, 2008

douchemous maximus  

a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.

Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."

douchemous maximus by thebigredT January 20, 2009

douchus maximus 

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

douchus maximus by MTracy December 28, 2008

Douchius Maximus 

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."

#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."

Douchius Maximus by california420 October 5, 2010

douchus maximus 

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

douchus maximus by mTracy July 24, 2007

maximus douchimus 

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

maximus douchimus by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005