douche whistler 

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box

"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."

douche whistler by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009

Douche Whistle 

n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.

n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.

"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."

Douche Whistle by Kikimarie April 30, 2009

douche whistle 

(noun) A vape pen

Check out that guy sucking on his douche whistle and blowing clouds of steam everywhere... Hey Thomas the Tank Engine! We get it, you vape!

douche whistle by LthrBear December 29, 2016

douche whistle 

the sound a douche makes. also used as an insult.

chris was a real douche whistle for not treating his girlfriend better

douche whistle by Steven Deatherage December 20, 2006

douche whistle 

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

douche whistle by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

douche whistle 

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.

I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.

douche whistle by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008

Douche Whistle 

A sound added to the key up of a CB radio. It is also known as a "key up tone". This tone can be (and not restricted to) an ascending tone, a tri-tone or a sound clip. It's uses vary by the user. Some are used to glamorize one's radio while it could also be used to annoy other chicken banders. Douche whistles are most popular with truck drivers and Cb'ers in Mexico.

Did you hear the douche whistle on that Mexican's radio?

That guy is annoying the shit out of the truckers on 19 with that douche whistle.

Douche Whistle by Dooley-413 April 27, 2011