douche poop 

good derogitory term when referring to your ex or other insigificant morons you have to deal with in your life.

Dad's such a douche poop. He dropped his dog off and hasn't come to pick her up for a week. What a douche poop!

douche poop by Tessa Jane September 26, 2005

Poop Douche 

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

Poop Douche by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019

Douchepoodle 

An outstanding example of a fuckwit.

The person who keyed my car is a total douchepoodle.

Douchepoodle by RaunchyPumpkins February 20, 2017

Douchepop 

A total jerk (male or female) who is so awful that they can not simply be a douche.

"Watch out. He's a total douchepop."

"That skank is such a douchepop!"

Douchepop by PhantomJezzi September 30, 2011