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Do a Diana 

The bruising of the bell end during sex. Hitting the spot hard between the two tunnels.
"I've got my nob in bandages at the moment. I was giving the wife one and did do a Diana. Her Carse is a tad sore too.
Do a Diana by Captain Hood-Butter September 5, 2006

do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are
1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.

why do everyone want diamond? 

Why deos everone whant diamong?????? diamond diamonds
diamond diamonds

"Why do everyone want diamond?" said Issac with a confused voice.

My Diamonds Do Sparkle 

Whenever you do something major that nobody thought was possible.
Ben: Damn fool, I didn't know you could dunk from the free throw line. You're only 5 foot 7!

Chris: My diamonds do sparkle
An MMORPG based on an older version of the game RuneScape. It is currently the number 3 minor site on the web,and in 2006 it won the 'Best RuneScape recreation award'. In 2007,they won 'Best RuneScape Based thread' and 54th place for friendliest MMORPG. It was started in 2005. They named their server the uber server. It's Uber Server is currently on version 3. Like Runescape,it has a variation of armor,weapons,towns,spells,ect.
hey wanna go to www.dodian.com???
Dodian by Kirby G. May 25, 2008
Some guy who stalks discord servers, waiting, just waiting for someone to ask for mod so he can mute them for 6 hours. Also, he like ducks.
Person: Hey Dodiak, you’re a fucking idiot!

Dodiak: Swearing is allowed as long as it’s not directed to others. Since you swore at me, imma have to at least warn you.

Person: Also, can I have mod?

Dodiak: !tempmute @Person 6h asking for mod
Dodiak by AdamStar May 25, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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