discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016