dirty maxwell 

The dirty maxwell is the situation every wingman has been placed in, some point in their life. Its goes down like so:

The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.

The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.

Dude, last night jerrod was pulling a dirty maxwell in the bed next to me. For a split second i almost felt gay for making eye contact with him

dirty maxwell by jermdogg October 20, 2008