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dirty kirt 

Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.

Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.
dirty kirt by troconn July 8, 2007
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dirty kirty 

It's when you have sex with a girl and finish in her mouth. She then snowballs her unaware boyfriend/husband while he sleeps.
Hey what's wrong? I woke up with cum in my mouth.......Oh you got a dirty kirty!
dirty kirty by Mr. man May 29, 2012

Dirtskirt 

1. a female with whom you have no interest in being engaged
2. a female acting in a slutty manner
3. a female lacking significant mental and physical attractiveness
'dude, check out that one in Old Navy visor...total dirtskirt'
'that girl is a dirtskirt for sure!'
Dirtskirt by whiskymack January 9, 2004

dirtykirra 

A person who gets there bum eaten then makes out with them straight after
Wanna do a dirtykirra
dirtykirra by Tqrescy June 10, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026