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dirty kirt 

Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.
Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.
dirty kirt by troconn July 8, 2007
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dirty kirty 

It's when you have sex with a girl and finish in her mouth. She then snowballs her unaware boyfriend/husband while he sleeps.
Hey what's wrong? I woke up with cum in my mouth.......Oh you got a dirty kirty!
dirty kirty by Mr. man May 29, 2012

Dirtskirt 

1. a female with whom you have no interest in being engaged
2. a female acting in a slutty manner
3. a female lacking significant mental and physical attractiveness
'dude, check out that one in Old Navy visor...total dirtskirt'
'that girl is a dirtskirt for sure!'
Dirtskirt by whiskymack January 9, 2004

dirtykirra 

A person who gets there bum eaten then makes out with them straight after
Wanna do a dirtykirra
dirtykirra by Tqrescy June 10, 2023
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