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Dirty Falcon 

The art of suprising your partner in a doggystyle position and adding a "bonus" Wich is puttin your 2 thumbs togheter and fingers up to form the shape of THE falcon, then inserting the head "Both thumbs" in your partner's anus while screaming like a flacon. To make it dirty you do it without lubrification. And to make it a Dirty fierce falcon, while you have both thumbs in your partner's anus, you spread your thumbs each side.

Other related act in a doggystyle position would be the Dirty cobra
Dirty falcon
Hey Frank guess what i've done yesterday, I dirty flaconed my girlfriend while eating a pizza.
Dirty falcon
Dirty Falcon by guillaiume September 14, 2009

Dirty falafel 

The act of doing a shit in a deep fat frier.
He was such a dick I left him a dirty falafel on my way out.
Dirty falafel by Icongram August 10, 2018

dirty fallon

the act of filling the anus with cheerios and ejaculating onto them at 7:07 AM. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day so don’t skip it little girl
“Baby im hungry, can i have dirty fallon?”
dirty fallon by Dirtydirtyniño October 21, 2020

Dirty Falafel 

A Dirty Falafel Is when a man engages in rough anal intercourse with an Arab man who in turn, while covered with Crisco, Is making waffles by the bedside.
While we were doing the Dirty Falafel, I asked Muhammed if he wanted some Hummus on those golden waffles he was making.

Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus

My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.
Dirty Falafel by H4833717 April 21, 2011

Dirty Falso 

When the left out children from a large Italian family finally get stuffed Orally by the tomato’s from their Nonno’s garden and then regurgitate it into their step mums pussy
My nonno gave me a dirty falso and it got really messy
Dirty Falso by Saggytittyus June 7, 2020

Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.
I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.
Dirty falcon by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026