dirty bindi

When you are resting your balls in someone's mouth, backward, and you accidentally shart and a little bit of poo is left as a dot between the eyebrows.

"So, I was teabagging this bitch and accidentally farted. I gave that ho a dirty bindi!"

by TheReverend March 5, 2014

Dirty Bandit

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.

"DIRTY BANDIT"

by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016

The Dirty Bandit

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!

Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!

by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009

Dirty Bidding

Dirty bidding includes bribery, cheating, con artistry, doing illegal activities without legal punishment, and making the world burn with corrupt allies.

The elites did their dirty bidding by bribing politicians into doing corrupt things for money, power, and control.

by PurpleSkies May 3, 2022

Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

by Co0ody January 14, 2008

Dirt Button Bandit

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

DirtyBirding

Playing Angry Birds whilst on the toilet , usually in work when you fancy a break and have a hard level to do . You turn your iPhone/Android Phone onto silent , sneak off to the toilets and try a few levels of Angry Birds whilst having a Crap

Oh dude , I totally nailed that level when I was DirtyBirding

by xX-BADGER-Xx July 7, 2011